NEW MARKET TERMS

November 10, 2008 on 12:39 am | In Fascinating Information, Funny...Money, New Developments, Trends, Uncategorized |

NEW MARKET TERMS

 

We get lots of interesting email…this one, from Sanddra ay Costalife Services rollover@costalifeservices.com  gives us a chuckle…

 

BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

 

BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance and the wife gets no jewelry.

 

VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.

 

BROKER — What my broker has made me.

 

STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.

 

STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

 

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

 

PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.

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